The only thing I’m thinking about is, ‘Oh my god, I must be gay.’ I thought I was bi this whole time because I’ve always found myself attracted to women more so than men, but here I am having sex with a woman and I can’t feel ANYTHING! I figured I just had to be gay. I’m sure it was probably the worst sex she’d ever had. So, not only was it my first time, but I also couldn’t FEEL anything. Then, after a few minutes, I realize that it’s not that it doesn’t feel awesome, it’s that I don’t feel anything at all. Like you spent your teen years imagining what it actually feels like, and then you’re finally there, with a REALLY hot chick and it’s like meeeeeeh. “The first thing I noticed was that it didn’t feel nearly as awesome as I had imagined.